Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can.
I’m too old school. I like Windows and its complexity. Because goddamn it if I want to fuck shit up, I will fuck shit up. And if you complain about Windows getting viruses, then you shouldn’t be downloading so much porn.