1. Early morn earworm.  The Mountain Goats are more punk than punk.

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    We’re gonna commandeer the local airwaves

    to tell the neighbors what’s been going on

    And they will shake their heads

    and wag their bony fingers

    in all the wrong directions

    and by daybreak we’ll be gone

    I’m going to get myself in fighting trim

    scope out every angle of unfair advantage

    I’m going to bribe the officials

    I’m going to kill all the judges

    It’s going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage.

    Our mother has been absent

    ever since we founded Rome,

    But there’s going to be a party when the wolf comes home.